Future Ted: [v.o.] After four days without selling a single painting, Lily was getting desperate.
Lily: Painting for sale! $500! Lifelong dream hanging in the balance! It's like they don't even see us.
Man: Yeah, we're dirt to them. What do you need money for?
Lily: Oh, I'm trying to fix the hardwood floors in my new apartment. You?
Man: Heroin.
Lily: Do you like heroin?
Man: Love it. In fact, if you sell that, I'm going to take your money and go buy some more heroin.
Lily: Thanks for your honesty, Crazy Sock Guy. Oh, I'm never gonna sell this, am I?
Man: It's not very good.
[fast-forward:]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And just as she was about to lose all hope, something amazing happened.
Lawrence: Oh, my God!