Quote from Barney in Everything Must Go
Abby: You know what I hate most about Ted? Barney: What? Abby: His stupid hair. His stupid, lame awesome hair. It's so stupid and awesome. Barney: You know what I hate most about Ted? Abby: What? Barney: How he's always like, "Oh, I want to fall in love and have a relationship. I care about the people I have sex with." He's so lame. Abby: He's so lame and awesome. Barney: You know what he needs? He needs to see just how horrible he is when he's in a relationship. Abby: Yeah, and I need to show Ted that I'm over him. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Barney: I think so. Abby: You're thinking of having sex with Ted?