Barney: Oh, hey. We got two live ones. New plan: this time follow my lead. Evening, ladies. Oh, I like your broach. What is that?
Woman: Oh, it's a koala bear. I think they're adorable.
Barney: No way! My friend Randy here is the leading expert on koala bears in Australia! He's in town working with the Bronx Zoo.
Woman: You are? That is so cool! What is your favorite thing about koala bears?
Randy: [long silence] Their... meat is delicious.