Stella: So I lanced this thing on this guy's back, and I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know what it was, and then it exploded like a volcano. Puss everywhere.
Ted: Let's have sex. Right now, I'll lock the door.
Stella: Oh, there is no lock on that door.
Ted: We can do it against the door. It'll be hot! It'll be like a three-way: you, me and the door.
Stella: Yeah, but then it's just gonna be weird between me and the door tomorrow.