Quote from Marshall in Rebound Bro
Lily: So what you guys waiting for? Ted: I think she wants to make sure we are serious first, that's why she hasn't introduced me to her daughter either. She wants to take things slow. Marshall: Wait, so you haven't had sex since like Thanksgiving. Do you know how many big federal holidays have come and gone since then? Lily: Oh baby, do you remember Martin Luther King day? Marshall: Yeah, I do. We owe that dude big time.