Quote from Marshall in The Goat
Marshall: Where are they?! I'm getting a cramp. Lily: Marshall, can we keep the goat? Marshall: No. Lily: But she's so cute and furry and soft. Marshall: Yeah, and she also sheds, eats out of the garbage and can't control her bowels. Why don't we just call Duluth Mental Hospital and say my Uncle Linus can live with us?