Lily: I know, I know. I already called an animal rescue, and they're going to come get her on Monday.
Ted: Monday?! Where's she going to sleep and eat and go to the bathroom?! [Goat baas] Okay, where's she going to sleep and eat?
Lily: I-I guess I'll keep her up on the roof.
Ted: Look, call me crazy. I just... I don't think having a goat in the apartment is a good idea.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And, boy, was I right, because what Missy the Goat would go on to do in that bathroom was so... No, you know what? I'm getting ahead of myself. We'll get there.