Quote from Barney in The Chain Of Screaming
Marshall: Guys, I'm telling a life-altering story here! [flashback to Barney and Marshall walking down the street:] Barney: A 20% tip, really, for that waiter? Marshall: I don't know, Barney, he worked a triple, it just... Barney: I can't believe it! If you're not gonna yell at the waiter, Yell at me. Marshall: What? Barney: Yell at me. Marshall: I'm not gonna yell at you, Barney. Barney: What, you think you're gonna upset me? Please, give me your best shot. Marshall: Okay, fine... what, you want me to yell at you? Barney: Yeah. Marshall: This is me yelling at you, Barney. Barney: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of a butterfly landing on a leaf about three blocks away.