Ted: [answers phone] Hey.
Marshall: Shh, don't say my name. Lily can't know it's me. Just pretend you're talking to Stella. Be all lovey dovey.
Ted: Hey, Stella. Sweetie, how's it going?
Marshall: [girlie voice] Not good, not good at all.
Ted: Where are you right now?
Marshall: Right downstairs, come find me. Without Lily.
Ted: Okay, I'll see you soon.
Marshall: I love you.
Ted: I love you, too. [hangs up]
Lily: Wow, you two are already saying the "l" word, huh?
Ted: Apparently.
Lily: You hitting that?