Ted: Oh, my God.
Marshall: He peed on the conference table?
[flashback to Blauman standing on a conference table in Barney's office:]
Blauman: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Uh, look, could you guys just look away for a second till I get started? Come on. Come on.
Barney: [pours water in a glass] Does this help?
[present:]
Barney: Eventually, he just gave up and left. And then his cousin's website tanked. And then he became a janitor at an old folks' home and moved into a one-room apartment above a bowling alley.
Marshall: That's it? That's the end of the story?
Barney: No. No, of course not. He died.