Future Ted: [v.o.] And it seemed like that was the end of it, but it wasn't, because the next night...
Lily: Which of these carpets would look better in the new apartment? I like the color of this one, but this one's so soft. It would feel great on your bare feet... Or your bare back, a bead of eager sweat rolling down your trembling bosom.
Ted: Lily, didn't we just go through this with bathroom tiles?