Quote from Barney in The Bracket
[As Barney sits at his table and updates his blog, the "Doogie Howser" theme plays:] Barney: [types] "March 21, 2008. Barney's Blog. Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another. Even though I didn't find the mystery girl... I did find out something very important about myself..." Woman: Barney, come back to bed. You have a shuttle launch tomorrow. And that asteroid that's headed for Manhattan, It's not gonna destroy itself. Barney: [types] "I'm awesome..."