Quote from Robin in The Bracket
[At MacLaren's, Lily dances by the jukebox. Ted and Marshall are seated in the booth. Barney talks to Robin at the bar:] Robin: Get your hand off my thigh, Barney. Barney: It's supposed to look like we're about to hook up, Robin. Robin: You know, I'm curious. What do you say to these girls to get them to come home with you? Barney: Usually I just lean in and whisper this one thing in their ear. [Barney whispers in Robin's ear] You're a little turned on right now, aren't you? Robin: [giggles] No. Oh. Look, somebody's watching us. Make your move to the bathroom. Barney: Uh, I'm going to go to the bathroom now, but, uh, when I come back we'll go to my place and have sex.