Quote from Barney in The Bracket
Barney: So you remember who this one is, right? Lily: Yes. You told her you were Ted and that you were an architect. Barney: Right, and if you recall, her computer had a web cam and a T-1 line, so I... Lily: Yeah, I know, Barney, you showed me. And that still doesn't count as a Christmas present. So go over there and apologize.