Quote from Barney in The Bracket
[flashback to Barney talking to a woman at a museum:] Barney: At this point, about 83%. Soon, these audio guides will be all that I have left. Woman: I'm so sorry. [Barney feels her face] Barney: My God, you are beautiful. How about I get you a headset so you can see with your ears like I do? [As Barney walks away, he repeatedly crashes into a man] Barney: [v.o.] I couldn't have been gone more than 20 seconds, but when I came back... [dialogue] Hmm.You know, I also love the smell of great art. [The woman slaps him and leaves]