Quote from Barney in The Bracket
Barney: So, I'm talking to this girl... [flashback to Barney talking to a crying woman at a hardware store:] Barney: Look, I'm sure he's in a better place. Now let's find you a sturdier ladder. [present:] Barney: I was only gone for a second when... [flashback:] Barney: See? Skid-proof. [The woman slaps Barney]