Quote from Barney in Ten Sessions
[Flashback to Barney meeting Stella:] Barney: [v.o.] At first she seemed great, beautiful, smart, way out of your league. But then, I overheard this conversation. Stella: Oh, Abby, did my hypnotherapist call yet? Abby: No. Stella: [sighs] When am I going to kick this folliculaphilia? [present:] Ted: Folliculaphilia? Barney: Folliculaphilia. Ted: What is that? Barney: Ted, your perfect woman can only be attracted to men with moustaches. Ted: [laughs] That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's not real. Barney: You're right, Ted. I'm just making that up. Ted: I know that you are because there's no such thing. Robin: I got it a little bit.