Quote from Barney in Ten Sessions
Ted: Still no. What's up with that? I mean, I juggled. Barney: You juggled? I thought you were trying to impress her. Ted: You do magic. How is juggling any lamer than magic? Barney: Magic's not lame. Ted: I don't get it. I mean... Barney: Is this lame? Lily: Oh, Barney, no, no. We said no fireballs at the table. Marshall: What the hell is wrong with you? Robin: There's alcohol in here. Wendy: Barney, we've talked about this. It's a fire code violation. Barney: Yeah, but Ted provoked me. Lily: No, no, you are on a time-out. Go sit over there. Barney: But... Lily: Go!