Quote from Ted in No Tomorrow
Woman: Can you put it on my tab? Bartender: Yeah. What's the last name? Woman: Garrido. Ted: All right, I'm gonna try something, and if this works... Uh, hey. Bartender: Hey, what can I get you guys? Ted: A bottle of Dom Perignon, and can you put it on my tab? Bartender: Sure. What's the name? Ted: Garrido. Barney: Dude! Ted: Oh, uh, yeah, you're right. Uh, make it two bottles.