Barney: Ted, I'm gonna be honest. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No.
Barney: But I am starting to think there is some serious planetary crap going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes, not even during the Great Dude Shortage of 1883. We got to ditch these girls.
Ted: But you dragged them all the way down here.
Barney: I don't see no ring on this finger.