Ted: And it may be a moot point. I mean, it doesn't look like we're getting in. Look at this. You know why there's a line? It's because I ditched Marshall and Lily, and now the universe is punishing us for it, that's why.
Barney: Yo. What's it gonna cost us to get in, $20? $40?
Ted: Dude, come on, you're making the wee folk look bad. Just give him your pot o' gold.
Bouncer: Is it just you two?
Ted: Don't worry. We're not gonna blow your ratio. We happen to have two very hot girls with us.
Barney: Mine's the hotter one.
Bouncer: Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you could go in right now. We got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for just a minute?