Quote from Ted in No Tomorrow
Barney: [on the phone] Ted, you are young, you're single. You'll have so much more fun with me. Do you really want to spend your last night on Earth playing board games with Marshall and Lily? [in the apartment:] Marshall: My hands smell weird. Smell this. Lily: Yeah, they do. That's new. Ted: [on the phone] I'll be there in five minutes.