Quote from Marshall in No Tomorrow
Marshall: [answers phone] Hello? Hey, happy St. Patty's Day! How are you? Yeah, I haven't talked to you forever. Lily: Who is it? Marshall: It's Ted's butt. Ted: Ah, damn it! My phone keeps pocket-dialing. That's, like, the eighth time today. In fairness, I did call Ted's butt at, like, 2:00 this afternoon. Lily: It took long enough to call you back.