Barney: I've decided to seduce Wendy the waitress.
Ted: No!
Lily: Don't do it!
Barney: Request denied! What rule is there that say's I can't seduce the waitress at my favorite bar?
Lily: I don't know. I'd expect you to have one already.
Robin: Yeah, with some sort of catchy name.
Barney: Well, I don't. I don't have one and I never will be because it's a great idea. Come on, guys! She's gullible. I'm bored. We're perfect for each other.