Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, too often in life, we make decisions that we're not prepared to live with. This is a story about those decisions, and the consequences that follow.
Ted: Say goodbye, kids, 'cause it won't be around much longer.
Lily: Oh, but Ted, if you get rid of the butterfly, how's everyone gonna know you're a stripper from Reno with daddy issues?
Ted: Yes, yes, enjoy these final moments of mockery because in just ten surprisingly expensive sessions, Stella is gonna zap that butterfly right off the face of my lower back.