Marshall: All right, guys, guys, guys. I'm a lawyer.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And just like that we stopped fighting and celebrated Marshall's success. You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you, it's hard to ignore them.
Marshall: [singing] I'm a lawyer now 'cause I passed the bar I'm imposing Marshall law on this champagne.
Robin: Oh my God, are you literally on cloud nine right now?
Lily: Baby, you never have to take the bar again. [chews loudly]
Ted: Actually, if he practices law in another state, he will have to, but New York, man! It's a great state to practice law in!
Barney: [high-pitched voice] Lawsuit up!
Future Ted: [v.o.] But if you love them enough, those bad habits are easy to forget.