Quote from Barney in Dowisetrepla
Robin: So you're not getting a divorce? Lily: No! Ted: Wow, guys! You scared us. Barney: Oh, thank God. Cause, I mean, if you did then who'd be the lame married couple I get to make fun of? Like "Hey, Marshall, you married Miss Right, you just didn't know her first name was Always." That stuff is cold.