Barney: Got it, Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect starring Ted Mosby.
Ted: Terrific.
Barney: You'll notice I'm in the credits. I did some location scouting.
Ted Mosby Porn Star: [on tape] Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.
Ted: Wow that really looks like our apartment.
Barney: It is. Oh, I should return these. [tosses Ted the keys]
Woman: [on tape] Oh, Sex Architect, you've done it again. Let's go celebrate on the couch.
[Ted, Robin, Marshall and Lily get up off the couch in disgust]