Marshall: I'm taking the job.
Ted: Hey.
Barney: All right.
Marshall: And the best part is I'm not even going to be representing some sort of evil corporation. I will be representing Tuckahoe Funland, the least evil place in the world.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Or so Marshall thought.
[A series of newspaper front-pages flash up: "FUNLAND SAFETY SCANDAL", "3 DIE AT FUNLAND", "E. COLI OUTBREAK TRACED TO FUNLAND CORNDOGS"]