Marshall: It's completely despicable. I know, I know, I sold out for a huge pile of disgusting money, disgusting money that could help our future family have some financial security and could help pay for law school. Law school. Law school that I went to to help protect the environment, not help destroy it. And for what? For, for a lot of money. [screams]
[cut to Marshall still screaming in a booth at MacLaren's:]
Ted: Okay, you've got to stop screaming. Listen, Marshall, you know what I like to do in situations like this?
Marshall: Ted, if you say make a list of pros and cons, I'm going to smack you.
Ted: I wasn't going to say that.
Wendy: Okay, two beers, and Ted, here's that yellow legal pad you asked for.
Ted: Yellow legal pad? I ordered fries. Maybe you should use this to write down people's orders.