Quote from Marshall in I'm Not That Guy
Future Ted: [v.o.] Marshall and Jeff stayed pretty late at the restaurant. They stayed so late that Marshall crashed on Jeff's couch, and the next day, Marshall took part in a Sunday morning tradition as old as the city itself: the Walk of Shame, the long journey home after doing something you regret the night before. [flashback:] Marshall: I'll take the job. [present:] Jefferson: Great time last night. I'll call you later. Woman: He's not going to call you.