Ted: Robin's not going out with a guy with a kid.
Lily: But the guy is really great. And his kid's sweet, he's in my class.
Ted: Doesn't matter. Robin hates kids.
Robin: I don't hate kids.
Ted: You told me even when you were a kid, you hated kids.
[flashback to a young Robin with her little sister:]
Little Girl: Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?
Young Robin: I go to school all week. Can't I just have five minutes to myself to read Highlights and drink my juice?
[present:]
Robin: Okay, yes, kids are not my favorite thing in the world but I like them.
Ted: Well, you don't wanna have them.
Robin: I like sports cars but it doesn't mean I wanna push a Ferrari through my vagina.
Barney: Shotgun.