Quote from Ted in Third Wheel
[fantasy:] Trudy: Ted, what's wrong? Ted: I was just thinking about this documentary I saw once about something called a supervolcano. [to camera] OK, what the hell. [present:] Barney: OK, wait for it. [fantasy:] Ted: Could happen at any time and obliterate all life on earth, which is why I live by three simple words. Don't postpone joy.