Lily: Oh, you can use our bedroom.
Ted: Okay, all I need to seal the deal is the Wilco CD...Barney.
[Barney picks the CD up from Ted's cabinet and snaps it in half]
Ted: What are you doing?
Barney: I cannot allow Ted to do this.
Ted: Why, why?
Barney: Because the belt is my birthright. You can't claim it before I do. That would be like Jimmy Olsen capturing Lex Luther while Superman watches impotently from the bedroom.