Quote from Barney in Third Wheel
Barney: [on the phone] All right, Ted, if you're about to go for the belt, then the bylaws require me to ask the following questions. One, is the aggregate age of all the participants under 83? Ted: Yes. Barney: Two, is the aggregate weight of all participants under 400 pounds. Ted: Yes. Barney: Theodore Mosby, are you paying these women? Ted: What? No. Barney: Ted? Ted: No. Look, I gotta go. They're gonna think I inherited my dad's imaginary bathroom issues.