Future Ted: [v.o.] The night was doing great. Amy was cool and dangerous. She found a friend for Barney. She even paid for drinks. [Amy steals liquor from behind the bar] Sort of.
Barney: They know us here! You're gonna get us in trouble.
Amy: Tell me something. Do you ask your tailor to leave extra room in the crotch for your huge vagina?
Barney: You... Your vagina. Ted, this chick is crazy. We're leaving.
Amy: Good idea. Let's all go back to my place.
Barney: Your place? Thanks, but no thanks, 1994 Courtney Love.
Amy: I have a hot tub.
[cut to the four of them in a hot tub:]
Barney: Okay, this place is actually pretty nice.