Quote from Lily in Wait For It...
Ted: I just can't believe her. [Ted comes out of the bathroom with his chin shaved] We have this totally amicable split, everything's cool. And she comes back from vacation with that guy? You know what she's doing? She's trying to win the breakup. Lily: What do you mean "Win the breakup", old timey inventor. Marshall: What our 21st president, Chester A. Arthur, is trying to say is that in every breakup there are winners and losers. Lily: It's not a competition. Now, your 80-day balloon race around the world, that was a competition. Marshall: That's my wife.