Quote from Barney in Something Borrowed
Lily: So, we've decided on a small, outdoor wedding, just family and close friends. No more than 25 people in a beautiful garden somewhere, maybe an acoustic guitar playing while we walk down the aisle. Barney: And maybe you already know someone who went down to the courthouse and registered as an officiant so that he or she - he- could perform the ceremony. Robin: But you hate marriage. Why do you want to perform the ceremony? Barney: Because it subtly implants in the mind of every woman there that when I ask a question, you say, "I do." Yeah.