Ted: Look, I know you have some stuff planned for Marshall's bachelor party, but he really doesn't want strippers.
Barney: Yes, he does.
Ted: Uh, well, he told me he doesn't.
Barney: Uh, well, he told me he does.
Ted: When?
Barney: Every minute of every day as his inner animal thrashes against the cage of his own puritanical upbringing.