Quote from Ted in Moving Day
Ted: You know, forget the movie. I just want to sit. [puts feet on the table] What? Robin: It's just I eat at that table. Ted: Fine, I'll take my shoes off. [Robin hisses] You know, why don't you just throw me down in the storage space where you have room for me. Robin: Ted, come on. Ted: No, you come on. I had to jump through hoops all night for Barney and then it took me an hour to get home because his place is so far away from the bar. Oh, my God. Robin: What? Ted: I know where Barney put my truck.