Ted: Hey, I got to admit, um... I didn't think I would, but, uh, I had a really good time tonight. You're a good friend, Barney. Hey, man, why don't you, uh... Why don't you tell me where my truck is.
Barney: No, I don't think so.
Ted: Where's my truck?!
Barney: Do you know why I haven't given you any of your possessions back yet?
Ted: Uh, because you're Admiral Jerk of the British Royal Douchery?