Quote from Marshall in Moving Day
Lily: Marshall, I am gonna cook you the best dinner of your life. How would you like a... [opens the refrigerator] one-egg omelet with some ketchup and film? Guess Ted's the one who did the shopping. [opens freezer] Ooh, look, a microwave pizza! Guess the microwave was Ted's, too. Marshall: Yeah. So were all the towels. Turns out that everything that was useful in this apartment was Ted's. Everything that was a Foghat poster we bought ironically in college was mine.