Ted: Well, so what do I have to do?
Barney: No, it's not what you have to do, it's what you want to do, and you want to have a good time before you go take Fun Ted out back and shoot him. So, first thing on the docket, get me that girl's number.
Ted: Absolutely not.
Barney: Mm. That's too bad. Hey, hypothetical question: if I was all your stuff, would I rather be at the bottom of the East River or The Hudson?