Quote from Barney in Arrivederci, Fiero
Ted: Hey. Barney: Hey. Uh, is Marshall around? I have a massage in Queens in half an hour. I need a ride. Ted: Uh, no, he's at the library all day. Just take the keys. Barney: Hey! Why don't you drive me? It'll be like a total road trip. Ted: To Queens? Barney: Yeah, we'll get, we'll get beef jerky, Triscuits.