Robin: Well, that's adorable, but from now on, when I walk into the apartment, here is what I will see.
[The phone booth turns into Tex's ex-girlfriend]
Ex-girlfriend #1: I'm Ted's college girlfriend. He made me 12 mix tapes. How many has he made you?
[The lamp turns into another of Ted's exes]
Ex-girlfriend #2: Ex-girlfriend 2: He calls you "sweetie pie"? He called me "sweetie pie."
[The pillow turns into another of Ted's ex-girlfriends]
Ex-girlfriend #3: I'm stupid, but my rack is bigger than yours.