Quote from Ted in Monday Night Football
[Ted walks into a sports bar wearing the "Sensory Deprivator 5000"] Ted: [loudly] Hello! Uh, my name is Ted Mosby. I'm here to pick up my hot wings. In my hand, you'll find the exact total for the wings plus a generous tip. Please take the cash. Put the wings in my hand and I'll be on my way. Thank you!