Quote from Ted in Monday Night Football
Lily: Well, I guess we should go, right? Marshall: Wait, tomorrow night at 6:00, that's the Super Bowl. Ted: Okay, I feel terrible, but the truth is we didn't know Mike. Lily: Mark. Ted: Mark, and as long as we send flowers, I can't think of any reason we'd have to- Carl: [to another patron] Get out of here! I never want to see your face in this bar again! This soulless b*st*rd just told me he can't come to Mark's funeral because he wants to watch the Super Bowl. Could you believe that? You guys are coming, right? All: Yes.