Quote from Ted in Monday Night Football
Wendy: Here's the info for tomorrow night. Ted: What's tomorrow night? Wendy: Oh, God, you didn't hear? Mark died. Lily: Oh, my God. Marshall: Oh, my gosh. Wendy: The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00, and I know it would have meant a lot to Mark if you came. You guys were his favorite customers. Ted: Oh, wow. Lily: Stay strong. Marshall: We're so sorry. [The waitress leaves] Ted: ... Who was Mark? Marshall: No idea. Barney: Not a clue.