Future Ted: [v.o.] It was 4:00, and so far, all of us had done the impossible. But then, almost simultaneously, things started to go wrong.
[Robin finishing the news:]
Robin: And let's end the day on a happy note. There is a new arrival at the Bronx Zoo. Trish Sanchez has the story.
[Lily is locking up her classroom when the janitor wheels in with his radio playing]
[Barney finds a news stand]
[Ted is about leave the bar when a man accidentally hits a pool ball off the table]
Man #1: Hey, buddy.
Man #2: Hey, dude, look out.
[A reporter on Robin's newscast:]
Trish Sanchez: And in honor of yesterday's big win...
[The janitor in the hallway turns up his radio as Marshall starts to panic]
[Back at the bar:]
Man #1: Hey, buddy, look out.
Man #2: Dude, watch out!
[meanwhile:]
Trish Sanchez: ...the zoo decided to name the baby panda after Super Bowl champions...
Robin: No...!
Marshall:No...!
Barney: No...!
[Ted falls down the stairs of the bar, without spilling any dip]
Ted: Yes...!