Quote from Ted in Columns
Ted: Morning, team. So, I have given it some thought, and I say we revisit columns. Mr. Druthers: Oh, God, not this again. Ted, a man in a toga just arrived and delivered a parchment. Let me read it: [mumbling] Oh, it's from ancient Greece. They want their basic architectural elements back. Geez. Ted: What? Mr. Druthers: You didn't hear me? Toga, parchment... [mumbling] Ted: Can I see you for one second? Mr. Druthers: Ooh, I'm in trouble now.